This planet has – or rather had – a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy. Douglas Adams
It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy. George Horace Lorimer
We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings. Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present
Chris Parnell teaches Steve Martin and Amy Poehler the secret to financial success.